Why? Why? You ask WHY?
Good GAWD man. Are you daft? Compeletely DAFT I ask! (spoken in a strong British accent)
Good Asian females are an endangered species; difficult to find and even more problematic to tame once found.
A rare permit (marriage license) to keep one in a domestic setting is required.
They must be constantly cared for and lovingly cherished.
They constantly seek a better wok or stir fry pan. Toss the microwave out. OUT I say!
They will only eat certain kinds of rice (WARNING: don’t try to woo one with Uncle Bens!!)
However; once found and domesticated they will gladly tolerate public burping, farting and gross ugliness in their mate.
More rare & difficult to find is a deserving husband (of any sub-species).
If you must ask WHY?; it is best you look for a wife in Russia or Aficka or the South Pole(lots of penguins are looking for something warm to cuddle).
Good Asian females will not gladly tolerate stupid questions for long(get out your paring knives Rose & Khwan).
You, sir, are cad and an embarrassment to Canada.
(Rogers is the Canadian distributor for CrackBerry{that’s what we call them} so I know he’s sending from the Great White North, eh?).
Perhaps you live in Saskatchewan or Ft. McMurray(well: that’s an embarrassment, too in its own way).
I mean: Saskatchewan………Geeze!; it’s so cold for so long a persons’ brain is likely froze.
And Ft. McMurray: well; then you’re a Newfie…right? (Newfies only drink a liquid called Screech and are the product of serious interbreeding due to the small island they come from. They are unable to speak Canadian properly. {Example: Der’s no shor lak de Nort Shor and dat’s fer shor and tank’s ta GAWDS fer dat}).
Please don’t judge the rest of us North-of-the-49ers with this misguided soul.
Just some Canadian facts for you all to share folks:
Back in the ‘70’s; Calgary extended their world renown zoo by erecting a chain link fence around Newfoundland.
Sadly: it wasn’t before some barely human denizens escaped and made their way to Ft. McMurray.
They are ‘rounded up very few months and sent back to St. Johns on direct flights.
And: if you’re from Toronto: well: the difference between Toronto and yoghurt is that yoghurt is a living culture.
And B.C.; well; it rains 60” annually in North Vancouver so if you’re 5’ tall you already drowned by December 31.
Calgary is really the only viable area in Canada to live, to be honest.
The rest is pretty much a wasteland populated by Jerry Springer guests.
Sent from my camp fire in the mountains via wind and air using smoke and a blanket.
Well why is hard to find an asian female?
Sent from my BlackBerry device on the Rogers Wireless Network
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