Hi Jerry,
It's always interesting to hear your stories.
Vacouvour is a nice place.
cheers,
Sharon
--- In asianamericanromance@yahoogroups.com, "Just For Birds" <justforbirds@...> wrote:
>
> Arnaldo:
>
>
>
> Better tell her what part of Canada you're from.
>
> If you're from like Whitehorse or Toronto; it will be too cold for her.
>
> No sense getting a serious romance going and then find out she won't want
> any icicle hanging off her nose from October-March.
>
> I told my wife (from Thailand) how nice Vancouver was; LOL she's still
> brings this up each & every time it snows.
>
> Trust a woman to remember all these little promises.. GAWD! Gimme a break,
> honey!
>
> While we don't have sharks in our waters; we do have Orcas: AKA Killer
> Whales (like giant sharks that are very smart!)
>
> And yes; BC & Alberta & Sask. & Manitoba & Ontario all have poisonous
> snakes(rattlesnakes; a kind of pit viper).
>
> But; not to worry: there are only 26 different snakes in Canada and only 4
> types are poisonous and only some of the others are painful when they bite.
>
> Vancouver Island has some kinda poisonous spider; the Hobo spider.
>
> Not to worry there; if it bites and they can amputate the affected area: you
> may be O.K.!
>
> Otherwise..well; we can all get drunk at the wake and remember how great you
> were.
>
>
>
> And then the cougars (not women over 40); real live cougars and bobcats.
>
> A Cougar is like a 9' long 2.5' high 200-lb brown cat; but not so cuddly.
>
> Only 55 cougar attacks since 199o that we know of although many missing
> campers.
>
> Did I mention the grizzly bears & polar bears?
>
> And Timber Wolves?
>
> And Wolverines; don't get one of them mad at ya'; OH! NO!
>
> I saw one once; somebody had driven over a squirrel on the Hwy. the
> wolverine thought a squirrel
>
> had gone down a hole and was digging up chunks of the Hwy pavement; they
> ain't so smart neither, but; they just won't quit.
>
> Other than the weather and animals: Canada is a wonderful place to be.
>
> Great place to raise kids as long as you're armed with a sawed off shotgun
> whilst in the playgrounds.
>
> Sadly; lots of missed shots and therefore many widowed people which is why
> we also have a very low divorce rate in Canada.
>
>
>
> Sorry, Arnaldo, for scaring off all the lovely ladies..
>
>
>
> Jerry
>
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>
> i guess so lol
>
>
> Criterion = criteria = qualifications = standards.
>
> i.e.: are you good enough?
>
> Do you measure up or leave something(a little or a lot) to be desired?
>
> Try: www.dictionary.com <http://www.dictionary.com/>
>
>
>
> and what is a criterion?
>
>
> for my criterion
>
> --- In asianamericanromance@yahoogroups.com, Arnaldo Beni <hab77@> wrote:
> >
> >
> > qualified for what?
>
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